The groom speech
you'd have written.
Answer 9 questions about your partner and your guests. What comes back is your own stories, arranged the way you'd have arranged them on your best day.
These are the real questions — no sign-up to see them.
- 1
How did you two meet?
The actual circumstances — where you were, how old you were.
- 2
What's a story their friends always tell about them?
The one that gets retold at every reunion.
- 3
What actually happened in that story — the bit people skip?
The detail that makes it land.
- 4
What changed about them when they met their partner?
Everyone notices something. What did you notice?
- 5
What did you think the first time you met their partner?
Honest is better than flattering.
…and 4 more, plus follow-ups when an answer has more in it than you gave.
How long it should run
4 minutes is the target for a groom. We count the words and tell you the spoken time before you commit to it.
What it costs
$24 once, after you've read a third of it. Cue cards, teleprompter and unlimited revisions are included, not upsold.
Who sees it
Nobody. It lives at a private link that keeps working, with or without an account.
Questions people ask
How long should a groom speech be?+
About 4 minutes — roughly 520 words. Past five minutes a room starts to drift, however good the material is. We time it for you and tell you if you're over.
Will it sound like me?+
It's assembled entirely from your own answers — your stories, your details, your phrasing. Nothing is invented. You can paste something you've written and it will match your rhythm.
What do I get for the price?+
The full speech, unlimited revisions, printable cue cards, a teleprompter with a pace timer, a night-before tips sheet, and a private link that keeps working. $24 once — there is no subscription.
Can I make it funnier or more serious?+
Yes — one control sets how hard the jokes land, and there are one-click revisions in the Studio: funnier, warmer, shorter, more like me. Whatever the setting, there's always one sincere turn.
It saves as you go. Nothing is charged until you've read a third of the speech.