Milestone birthday · speaking about your partner

The for a partner speech
you'd have written.

Answer 6 questions about your partner. What comes back is your own stories, arranged the way you'd have arranged them on your best day.

Start the interview — freeThey'll never know you didn't write it.
What you'll be asked

These are the real questions — no sign-up to see them.

  1. 1

    How long have you known them, and how did that start?

  2. 2

    What's the most them thing they've ever done?

    The story that explains their whole personality.

  3. 3

    What hasn't changed about them at all?

    Good or bad. Both are funny.

  4. 4

    What do you admire about them that you've never said?

  5. 5

    If you had to say one true thing about them, what would it be?

    Not clever. True. This is what the room remembers.

…and 1 more, plus follow-ups when an answer has more in it than you gave.

How long it should run

3 minutes is the target for a for a partner. We count the words and tell you the spoken time before you commit to it.

What it costs

$24 once, after you've read a third of it. Cue cards, teleprompter and unlimited revisions are included, not upsold.

Who sees it

Nobody. It lives at a private link that keeps working, with or without an account.

Questions people ask

How long should a for a partner speech be?+

About 3 minutes — roughly 390 words. Past five minutes a room starts to drift, however good the material is. We time it for you and tell you if you're over.

Will it sound like me?+

It's assembled entirely from your own answers — your stories, your details, your phrasing. Nothing is invented. You can paste something you've written and it will match your rhythm.

What do I get for the price?+

The full speech, unlimited revisions, printable cue cards, a teleprompter with a pace timer, a night-before tips sheet, and a private link that keeps working. $24 once — there is no subscription.

Can I make it funnier or more serious?+

Yes — one control sets how hard the jokes land, and there are one-click revisions in the Studio: funnier, warmer, shorter, more like me. Whatever the setting, there's always one sincere turn.

Twelve minutes. Then read it.

It saves as you go. Nothing is charged until you've read a third of the speech.

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Lengths we handle: 2 min (short and warm), 4 min (the sweet spot), 6 min (room for two stories).
For a partner speech generator — free to read, $24 to keep · SayItTrue